Showing posts with label dells. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dells. Show all posts

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Back to Civilization

I have returned safely to Chicago. We ventured out to the "downtown" of the Dells on Friday. Had some really good BBQ and when we returned to the car, it seems a lot of snow came down. We were stuck. Who woulda thunk my 89 Mitsubishi 4 cylinder couldn't handle 6 inches of wet snow......Of course being in small town America in the land of cheese does have its advantages. Within 5 minutes of us trying to cajole the car into budging 3-4 strapping dairy fed MEN, came to my rescue. After rocking the car etc...one went and fetched his handy dandy 4x4 and pushed my little rice burner. my hero.....After that narrow escape from fudge shop row, we decided to head back to the resort and soothe or traumatized selves in the hot tub. We headed out Saturday and went to a cook shanty style eating establishment called Paul Bunyan's. How can you go wrong, it is the American way; family style all you can eat platters, piled high with carbs and animal fats. Nary a fruit, vegetable or whole grain within 500 yards. A relaxing slice of Midwest Americana was just what was needed to cement our family values and grow closer. In reality it was good to turn off the crackberry and step away from the laptop. Nothing like a trip to a family destination to hit home how much I dislike other peoples children; well and other people as well. I must say I am not anywhere near my ideal weight, very far from it. We have become one unhealthy nation. Finding a balanced meal or a healthy looking complexion was a challenge fit for a FOX game show. Some pics of the snow and my younger one in the water.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Cheeseheads or Fudgeheads

Here is Wisconsin Dells and there are more fudge shops then cheese. Weather was splendid sunny and mid 40's. I was tickled by the blend of 60's style tourism with a splash of Vegas thrown in. It is a strange cross between Coney Islandesque and neon lights. Luckily it is the of season and most attractions are closed therefore the crowds are limited. Today we were scheduled to leave but woke up to a full blown blizzard (not the kind with butter finger chunks either). Originally we were going to hit Cave in the Mounds and then New Glarus brewery, http://www.newglarusbrewing.com/ which has some of the yummiest brews only available in WI.
Alas I have decided to extend our stay a day. The combination of snow, whining children and morons who have never figured out how to drive in snow, will result in homicide in one state or another. I am considering venturing out to shoot some photos, there is a massive Trojan Horse that houses a roller coaster that I am captivated by. Look for photos soon.